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If you anger him, Randy might send you to the COD mines.

“Today, social media, tomorrow the world! Muahahahaha!”

I only have Hacker’s Keyboard installed because it’s the only one that’s stupidly simple while also giving a full standard keyboard complete with function keys and whatnot so I have as much control over remote applications as I do messing with them at home on the actual machine with a real keyboard.

Any day now…

Can’t even jump in big piles of leaves anymore cuz they just blow them away 😩

What happens if you roll a 1 putting the hamster in the microwave in Maniac Mansion.

hits random until they don’t even look human anymore

Tim Sweeny can eat shit.

I also like that Lemmy has a displayname field separate from the username and it allows you to make it cooler than just boring plain text. 😏

When are the owls gonna play sportsball?

This is a terrible analogy for bread crust.

I like bread crust 🤷🏻‍♂️

“What should I eat right now?”

• A1: Food

• A2: Nothing

Always gets a unanimous vote for nothing

“Man, I wish you guys would let me eat…”

I haven’t seen an actually good tshirt for less than that in years. I mean, yeah you can get tshirts for like $6; but they are the most uncomfortable materials, have a fucked up cut, and the silk screening will flake off in a month.

He hasn’t yet discovered that he is, in fact, immortal.

Pretend it’s one of your homies talking to their mom and make loud, sexual moans.

How do we know that Grok doesn’t have a manual mode where Musk himself can just make posts he wrote through its account?

I kinda wonder how likely it would be to be able to create some sort of softmod for a console if a super moddable game was on them… 🤔

I mean, I remember Morrowind on the OG Xbox had the exact same file structure, with only the executable file being different. You could adjust inis and even load .esp files, allowing the game to be modded if you had the console modded to mess with the files (and run it from a hard drive instead of off the disk). I had my console modded so I could actually see this and had some mods installed. Afaik, tho, it didn’t have a way to softmod the console through it; but that doesn’t necessarily mean it wasn’t possible.

What if I just mod that out? 😈

Since my mom died, my thoughts are 5% sex, 5% video games and 90% about slitting my wrists because I don’t have a gun or pills.